Primal Ablutions: The Expletive Excrete


Primal Ablutions: The Expletive Excrete


“Not another cleansing fad” we hear the sceptics out there sigh. How many more impossible ways of detoxing our bodies can the health marketing mafia devise, one wonders? Last year…

Men ‘O’ Pause Grooming Review

Men ‘O’ Pause Grooming Review

Earlier in the year, I went to check out a much hyped male grooming salon in in Derby, called Men Straight. After hearing it had closed down, I received email…

Diary of ISIS Member Adnan Molee – Aged 33 and a Third – BBC1- 16:30

Diary of ISIS Member Adnan Molee – Aged 33 and a Third – BBC1- 16:30

Why do they always send drones over? Why can’t they just mind their own business and let us get on with our way of life?  Tsss.  Americans! Well, this week,…

Micks Cloud

Micks Cloud

A heart-warming story of an underdog rising to the top. Second generation Scottish-Irish boy, Mick MacLeod, uses his mild form of Aspergers syndrome to his and indeed, to the advantage…

War Whores

War Whores

Dartmoor 1914: Narracott buys a thoroughbred horse instead of a mere plough animal, and when his teenage son trains the horse and calls him “Joey” (as in Deacon), the two…

English as A Foreign Language

English as A Foreign Language

A classroom of non-English people being taught very unusual English phrases by a seemingly oblivious, over-enthusiastic teacher. A nutty-looking, hyperactive individual with leftfield dress-sense. Kelly Wong KELLY WONG OK class,…

Mr. You Said

Mr. You Said

A short sketch follows a handsome young guy chasing women. This week, he’s in a noisy club talking to a very attractive woman. The camera is fairly close field. Dialogue…

Narcisstick – Selfie Stick Fun

Narcisstick – Selfie Stick Fun

The man with the selfie-stick is approached by two men who seem to be mugging him MUGGER Your wallet, phone and cash. NOW! SELFIE STICK MAN (Looking excited as he…