Diary of ISIS Member Adnan Molee – Aged 33 and a Third – BBC1- 16:30

Diary of ISIS Member Adnan Molee – Aged 33 and a Third – BBC1- 16:30

Why do they always send drones over? Why can’t they just mind their own business and let us get on with our way of life?  Tsss.  Americans!

Well, this week, we’re fighting those twatty Kurds.  Why are they so damn resolute about maintaining control over Kobani?  It’s a fucking dump anyway.  There’s nothing there.  There’s nothing to do and the locals are so hashtag square.  Bitch please!  Can’t you work anything else other than a white scarf with blue squares?  They should mix things up a little.  How about black shirt, trousers and balaclava in the roasting middle Eastern sun?

I love being on TV!  I can’t believe we can be seen all over the world wielding AK47’s, putting no end of Syrian soldiers, Juffar locals and any other non cooperatives to death.  I hope it never ends.  If only mum would see it that way…

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