English as A Foreign Language

English as A Foreign Language

A classroom of non-English people being taught very unusual English phrases by a seemingly oblivious, over-enthusiastic teacher. A nutty-looking, hyperactive individual with leftfield dress-sense. Kelly Wong

KELLY WONG
OK class, after me please (pointing to writing on the board) – Can you tell me where the nearest cash machine is please?
Class repeats.

KELLY WONG
Unfortunately, last night my cash was stolen by a prostitute.
Class repeats.

KELLY WONG
The man behind me is carrying a knife and tells me he will kill me unless I give him money.

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